Skype

2013 started off in an unexpected way. I rang the new year in Seattle with a girl from the LBC...Ms. Patty. It was  a night full of laughter and good times. But I will recap January soon.

Today, I have too good of a story not to post while it is still fresh on the brain. I am still on-line dating and it has not been a disappointment at all in the world of stories/events. Last night may just be up there with coma-guy.

A couple days ago a guy reached out after a few email exchanges he asked if we could video chat. His reasons where valid and very methodical. Now mind you he only lives about 20 miles away from me; but I got what he was saying. He felt that video chat would be almost easier than meeting face to face and show if a person was really interested in meeting up.

The skype phone rings; I'm chilling on the sofa with LoLa and he is sitting in a desk chair. We start talking and our commonalities are not so aligned. He has no family, very small social circle, obsess with netflix, like to read a ton and writes technical software manuals. Now his pictures are attractive, he is into crossfit, he likes comedy, good conversationalist, and he has a cross-bike.

This is where it gets interesting...we've been talking for about 25 minutes and biking is winning me over.

Next thing he says..."wait, let me get up and show you something...I've got to GRAB MY PANTS and put them on. Don't worry I'm sitting here in my underwear and I'm promise I won't flash you." So I see him reach for his pants...and puts them on...up, he didn't flash me and he was wearing underwear.

STOP...I don't end the conversation - I'm too stunned and laughing to myself about this. He runs around the corner and grabs his bike.

Needless to say the conversation ends within 5 mins because his final question is, "how is your libido level?'...bye, bye...best of luck.

Hello 2013...your living up to my expectations...