This weekend I was called upon by a co-worker to help in a move from an ex-boyfriend's apartment to a storage garage at her parents house in Maryland. Now I wasn't doing much and she made it sound like an adventure, never been to this part of Maryland (Olney) - a small quaint community outside of Baltimore. Also I would meet her family. After we loaded the cars in gross, humid, sticky weather and drove about an hour we arrived to our destination. Her family lives on 5 lush acres and have a 6,000+ sqft home with a wonderful AC system. After unloading the jeep I had the delight pleasure to meet her family and special guest her 90 year old Grandma. They were kind enough to feed us and during the dinner conversation I learned two things...first thing
Grandma: "I am too thin..."
Me: "well, your not that thin. I wish I was that thin..."
Grandma: "Oh Honey your not thin...my Grandpa said the best color out there was Fat..."
Me: "well that is a wonderful color"
Grandma: "Yep, the best color is Fat and you are lucky to have it."
Me: "Thank you, I guess so."
Second thing...after dinner was over and I was saying my goodbyes to all.
Grandma: "Did you know that now a days, you don't need to be married to have children?"
Me: "Well on that note, I will say goodbye and thanks for dinner."
2 comments:
wow! I'm surprised at that comment.. I thought it was always possible to have children without being married. But really its unfortunate if you do. Well, thats my experience..
Sounds like Grandma's trying to pimp you out.
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