Happy Birthday Sister Sarah

Where to start...I would say the beginning but I don't have that much time so I will go back just a few. One thing is for sure this woman is a true find with a vocabulary that gives all-time jeopardy winner Ken Jennings are run for his money. Her New Yorker style blogs and stories are pure entertainment.

She came into my life on a fluke, I was looking for a home to hang out at when Grandma just wasn't cutting it and she decided to give the LBC a shot and opened her door; along with her fridge and comfty couch - best place for naps. She enjoys risk with a large insurance policy in place; her hair can go from librarian brunette to hard nose CPA blonde. She can donate a perfectly good day to a true romantic mini-series and emerge for a snack when needed or reminded. If you need to be put to sleep she tells a delightful bedtime story with commentary or reality. She never turns down last minute opportunities unless it is busy season then she blames her relenting employer. Her karaoke skills are a close second to Enrique Iglesias (she will be your HERO).

Sister Sarah is one of the best nurses and aides on the planet. Anyone who will help you in and out of a car after major oral surgery and offer you pudding and then watch hours of HGTV is a true saint. She has a true gift of making reality depression seem comical and almost trivial. I gather that her husband and children will benefit from her true skills as a concert pianist and master chef of the microwave/Costco meals.

There are many out there that can tell it how it is but few have a gift that our Sarah does on approaching it with such frankness that you embrace the words and laugh afterwords when you have been told you are wrong. So cheers to the woman in Happy Valley who is with child and caring for Pork Chop.