TGIF - Pizza

Well today my office had a ploy to increase inner-office web portal usage by offering a pizza party. If you made a user page on the website then you got a free lunch. GREAT! Who doesn't love free food. Well I had done my part several weeks ago without knowing it would really pay off. So I had my page to give to the door monitor and walked into 18 pizzas and soda - blah! Who wants pizza? Now several years ago this would have been a completely different response, but since changing a few eating habits I rode pizza off from my list of favs - not easy, but I did. Then I started to incorporate it back in but with a twist. I only eat the top and no bread or crust - now most of you have seen me do this...bread = bad carbs - the devil and my true vice. So I knew if anyone was going to see me eat pizza they would ask questions. Sure enough several people stopped and watched, then questioned me. Of course they said that was the strangest way they have ever seen - REALLY??? Just let me eat my pizza the way I want, I don't question them. So after several inquires I just told them some silly story and then gave up eating. I took my pizza to the trash but just before chucking it I smuggled off the top of a BBQ chicken pizza slice - delightful.